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    Hello Smosh Reader, didnt see you there. Before you scroll through the content of this page to type, first (time spent wisely), lets clear something up. Its come to my attention that Chuck Norris is still a thing. I am not going to deny all the joy Ive felt from his rise to meme. His kitschy charm, his horrible career and endless product endorsements are a thing of legend. But it has to stop. Its not going to be easy and you will be met with much resistance. They will use Chuck Norris facts against you and against this article in a flailing attempt to dissuade you. But stay strong, those people are probably from another country where theyre hearing the joke for the first time. And if not, theyre just douches. Here are a few reasons why the Chuck Norris love should end. Quick history. When NBC and Universal merged at the tail end of 2003, then Late Night host Conan OBrien was able to use Walker Texas Ranger clips for free. The Walker Texas Ranger lever was born! March 4 2005, the movie The Pacifier is released to theatres. The film starred Vin Diesel as a Navy SEAL-turned-babysitter. In response the SomethingAwful forums began a mocking generator called Post Your Vin Diesel Facts. Popular at first The Vin Diesel Fact Generator got old so they asked people to vote for the next fact generator.

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    why do we need to clean our environment

    By Mohd. Basheeruddin Bilal, Class 9 (Student blogger, FHS Publishing club)
    Environment is a place where humans as well as plants and animals live. Keeping it clean and neat is our responsibility. It is necessary to keep our environment clean because we get fresh air, reduce pollution etc. An unclean environment leads to a bad condition of a society, arrival of diseases and many more. With the ever increasing use of technology and industries flourishing the amount of pollution in our environment is increasing at a rapid pace. Keeping our environment clean is a very important part of our lives in these days. It is important to focus on this as we have to make sure that the environment is preserved for future generations. Water pollution and litter are considered to be two of the main cause of the environment being dirty. People most of the times throw litter and dust on the footpaths and roads instead of throwing it in dustbins. This is how slowly the litter accumulates and transforms into huge garbage. If this garbage is not cleaned, further it smells stink and welcomes the diseases and then people are affected by it.

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    why do people get cramps in their legs

    If youve had a, you probably know it wasnt a comfortable ride. These spasms usually happen at night and affect your
    muscle. The tight, knotted sensation you feel lasts several seconds to several minutes. Sometimes the pain lingers. If the cramp is severe, your muscle may be sore for days afterward. Men and women are equally prone to leg cramps. While they can strike people of all ages, if youre 50 or older you might get them more often. As painful as they feel, leg cramps are harmless. What Causes Leg Cramps? Experts dont know for sure, but it may be that your nerves sent the wrong signals to your muscles.

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    why do people go back to their ex

    image 1. Have you considered why it didn t work out the first time around? The truth is something was wrong last time. It had to be. You don t break up for no reason. They cheated, you fell out of love, they weren t the person you thought they were, they stopped going to the gym, one of you fell for someone else, they wouldn t close the toothpaste cap something had to happen to make you break up. Magic won t help you now. The past is the past, and most of the time you can t get it back. It s sort of like my favorite sweatpants that magically popped up on Facebook after my ex said she lost them: they were not lost, but were sure as hell gone forever to me. 2. You may just be desperate/lonely
    The longer you are single or abstinent (ha! abstinent what is this, 8th grade? ), the better your ex s start to look. You remember the sex to be better than it was, and you remember the problems to be easier to get over than they are.

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    why do pieces of teeth break off

    For what it s worth, I think a lot of people mentioning calcium are overplaying its importance. It is highly doubtful an individual isn t getting the. For what it s worth, I think a lot of people mentioning calcium are overplaying its importance. It is highly doubtful an individual isn t getting the required gram or so a day of calcium in any first world nation (Canada, USA, W. Europe, Japan, Australia). I would consider every other factor before looking at calcium. I m in my late forties and have eaten tons of dairy in my life, mainly from fruit yogurt in the past decade. The sugar in there isn t great for teeth, and may contribute to the problem, but I m mentioning to make the point that I have continued to get probably even more calcium than the average person, yet have had little pieces of my molars breaking off several times. It s the inner points the molars are large and squarish, and each corner comes up in a little point, right? So two of those points are outside and two are inside, and it s those inside ones that break, one point every couple years or so lately it s been. So far doesn t seem to change much as far as chewing goes, there s only a really weird feeling of having a hole in your head right after it happens, and your tongue keeps wanting to go there and explore it (lol), but that only lasts a day or so then you forget all about it. I got away from my point: I got lots of calcium in my life, but I ll tell you what I didn t get, and that s regular visits to the dentist after the age of 2527 or so. I m actually minimizing it with the words I m choosingfact is I ve only gone once in the last 10 years or so.

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    why do purebred dogs have more health problems

    Nothing is cuter in this world than a puppy, especially one from impeccable lineage. But as many a princess has learned throughout history, keeping it in the family does not always end happily. Purebred dogs frequently suffer from the effects of inbreeding; and while purebred dogs and puppies are much-coveted for their beauty, there are many problems that come with a pure lineage. The main problem with purebreds stems from the simple fact that to create a purebred puppy you need two dogs from the exact same gene pool. This gene pool is already limited, but many breeders will use dogs from the same family gene pool to create more dogs (inbreeding). Dog clubs often require that their dogs be bred within the same club, which again ends up severely limiting the gene pool variety. As many of these gene pools are limited or closed, the risk of genetic defects rises significantly with each successive coupling. Defects include a higher risk of and tumors; and ; joint and bone disorders;, immune system and
    diseases; and even.

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    why do we need oxygen to stay alive

    What do you need to do to each and every day here on Earth? If you're like most kids, eating and drinking are the two things that probably come to mind first. However, there's one other important thing you need to do
    to. What are we talking about? Breathing, of course! We do it so often and without thinking that it's easy to forget about. We can go days without water and possibly weeks without. We can't go minutes without, though! But why is that? What does breathing serve? The importance of breathing is linked directly to the importance of one particular element your body needs : oxygen. When you inhale, a large muscle called the flexes downward to help air into your lungs. Your lungs are one of the largest organs in your body. They work together with the rest of your system to keep your body's cells supplied with necessary oxygen. If you put your hand on your chest, you can feel it expand and contract as you inhale and exhale. That's the power of your lungs working together with your to bring air into and out of your body. As you breathe in air, it travels through large tubes in your lungs called bronchi.

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    why do tourists visit the eiffel tower

    It always surprises me when I read blogs from travelers who are vehemently against visiting the Eiffel Tower. They claim (loosely) that visiting the Eiffel Tower is so common, it s like wearing a fanny pack: you just don t do it. This up close photo of the Eiffel Tower was taken while waiting a brief time in line. I wouldto an extentagree with this. After all, we live in Southern California. I spent most of my adolescence in Orange County (the home of the Happiest Place on Earth). But, I can count on one hand the amount of times I ve visited Disneyland. We have also suggested to our out-of-town friends to steer clear of the tourist trap brought to you by Sir Disney himself. But, do you think they listen? Two words:PHell. No. And I know why: Pbecause the culture and history of such landmarks are too important not to experience at least once in your life. Disneyland is such a landmark that has shaped the Southern California landscape. It is uniquely different from Disneyworld. It s also different from Euro Disney. It s the original Happiest Place. And our friends can go back home saying that they braved the heat, they braved the line, they braved the damn cost for that delicious turkey leg and they gave Mickey a big ol kiss right on the nose. The Eiffel Tower is no different. When people think of Paris, they think of that fruitful tower; a tower created to celebrate the centennial of the French Revolution at the World s Fair in 1889. Now, most people consider it as an
    icon of love. The Eiffel Tower is probably the most photographed tower on earth, and half of those are photos with duck lips In this respect, we are just like our out-of-towner friends.

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    why do people drop out of college

    Georgia State University decided to combat the problem of summer melt with an autobot called Pounce, named after their panther mascot. This autobot sends text message reminders to students who havent completed the enrollment checklist before the deadlines. But the autobot doesnt stop with reminders, it also allows students to text questions about anything they might need help with, like when is the deadline for FASFA or How can I register for classes? In the first year after Pounce was introduced, the number of students who dropped out before the start of semester went from 18%-14%. It was a simple and cost-effective solution.
    /* */ /* */ Unprepared students sign up for school because they think a degree is their passport to the middle class. They should have other options. A student yawns during a late night algebra class at Bunker Hill Community College. Reuters The phrase "dropout factory" is ordinarily applied to America's failing high schools -- the ones where students are expected to fall through the cracks, where those who make it past graduation and on to college are considered the exceptions, the lucky survivors.

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    why do you have to get a colonoscopy

    When Should I Have One? Your doctor may recommend your first colonoscopy at age 50, because most people who get colorectal cancer are older than this. But, if you have a close relative (like a parent, sibling, or child) who has had colorectal cancer, or if youre African-American, you may be advised to start earlier (African-Americans are more susceptible to the disease). The good news is that you only need to do this test once every 10 years, unless the doctor finds any polyps the first time. Then you might need to have your second colonoscopy within 3 to 5 years. There are other ways to detect A fecal occult test checks a stool sample for blood.

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