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Hello Smosh Reader, didnБt see you there. Before you scroll through the content of this page to type, БfirstБ (time spent wisely), letБs clear something up. ItБs come to my attention that Chuck Norris is still a thing. I am not going to deny all the joy IБve felt from his rise to meme. His kitschy charm, his horrible career and endless product endorsements are a thing of legend. But it has to stop. ItБs not going to be easy and you will be met with much resistance. They will use Chuck Norris facts against you and against this article in a flailing attempt to dissuade you. But stay strong, those people are probably from another country where theyБre hearing the joke for the first time. And if not, theyБre just douches. Here are a few reasons why the Chuck Norris love should end. Quick history. When NBC and Universal merged at the tail end of 2003, then Late Night host Conan OБBrien was able to use Walker Texas Ranger clips for free. The Walker Texas Ranger lever was born! March 4 2005, the movie БThe PacifierБ is released to theatres. The film starred Vin Diesel as a Navyб SEAL-turned-babysitter. In response the SomethingAwful forums began a mocking generator called БPost Your Vin Diesel FactsБ. Popular at first The Vin Diesel Fact Generator got old so they asked people to vote for the next fact generator.