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How Tennessee are you? So alot of people claim ties to the south, but there are not so many that are able to back up their claims. Admittedly, the south is not what it used to be, but some people really don't see the difference - only the people who live in and around the places do see it (at least for what it really is)
This quiz is intended to show you if you are a true Tennessean at heart, whether you live here, whether you are transplanted or whether you're going to visit, it'll show you what to expect. Plus - Tennessee wasn't represented yet, I had to do something here! on GotoQuiz. We are a better kind of quiz site, with no pop-up ads, no registration requirements, just high-quality quizzes. Hey MySpace users! You can, it's simple fun and free.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM TENNESSEE IF: 1. You've never met any celebrities. other than Fred Thompson 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor highway. 3. Vacation means going to the family reunion. 4. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. 5. You measure distance in minutes. 6. You know several people who have hit a deer. 7. Your school classes were canceled because they were forecasting snow. 8. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. 9. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. 10. You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day. 11. You think ethanol makes your truck run a lot better. 12. 'You know what' is knee-high by the Fourth of July. 13.

Stores don't have bags; they have sacks. 14. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. 15. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no no matter what time of the year. 16. You use 'fix' as a verb, for example: I am fixing to go to the store. 17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetables, or animals. 18. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave unlocked. 19. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, jello salad with marshmallows. 20. You carry jumper cables in your car. 21. You know what cow tipping and snipe hunting is. 22. You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. 23. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. 24.

You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts. 25. The local paper covers national and international headlines on but requires 6 pages for sports. 26. You think that deer season is a national holiday. 27. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 28. You find 90 degrees F a little warm. 29. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas. NOTE : In East Tennessee, the seasons are Pre-Season, Bowl Season, and 30. You know if another Tennessean is from east, middle, or as soon as they open their mouth. 31. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 more. 32. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Tennessee.

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