why was he born so beautiful birthday song

Inspired by the various rugby groups that use these same songs for essentially the same reasons. P #2 is often used, also, when someone screws up in a rather spectacular fashion, or sometimes just to acknowledge an important, sometimes embarassing, occasion. 1) The standard Happy Birthday song, which being copywritten, will not be spelled out. 2) Why was you born so beautiful? PPPP Why was you born at all? Youre no bloody use to anyone, PPPP Youre no bloody use at all! You ought to be publically pissed on! PPPP You ought to be publically shot,
And placed in a public ur-inal, PPPP And left there to fester and rot! P Rot, rot! (so lovely, eh? ) 3) Happy Birthday. Unh! P Happy Birthday. Unh! PPP People dying everywhere, death destruction and dispair, PPP But Happy Birthday. P Unh! P Happy Birthday. P Unh! May the cities in your wake burn like candles on your cake.


PPP But Happy Now that youre the age you are, your demise cannot be far. PPP But Happy I like children, yes I do. P Baked or boiled or in a stew. PP But Happy Now your jail-bait days are done, lets go out and have some fun. PP But Happy You must sow what you reap Kill the women, fuck the sheep! PPP But Happy (and this could on ad nauseum). 4) Heres to (insert name here)! P Heres to (same name)! Heres to (same name) (hes/shes) a horses ass! (Hes/Shes) the meanest! P Sucks on a horses penis! Heres to (same name) (hes/shes) a horses ass! (not to be held responsible for the content herein! ) 1. Traditional Song Here's to _____, he's true blue. He's a hasher through and through, He's a pisspot so they say. Tried to get to heaven, But he went the other way. Drinking down, down, down, down, etc Why are we waiting, Why-y are we waiting, Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting Oh why, why, why?


Why are we wait-ing, Could be fornicating. Oh, why-y are we wait-ing? Oh, why-y are we wait-ing? Oh, why-y are we wait-ing, Oh, why, why, why? 2. Tribute song Why was he (she) born so beautiful, Why was he (she) born at all. He's (she's) no bloody use to anyone, He's (she's) no bloody use at all. Drinking down, down, down, down, etc He (she) might be a joy to his (her) mother, But he's (she's) a pain in the asshole to me! 3. For a Sinner He (she) ought to be publicly pissed upon. He (she) ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang! ) And kept there to fester and rot. 4. Birthday Song Hash-y birthday to you, Hash-y birthday to youHash-y birthday, Hash-y birthday Hash-y birthday to you. Drinking down, down, down, down, 5. БHashstonesБ Hashers, meet the Hashers, They're the biggest drunks in history.


They're the leaders in debauchery. Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years. Watch them, as they down a lot of beers. Hashers, meet the Hashers, They're the biggest drunks in history. They're the leaders in debauchery. DrinkinБ Down down, down down down down, 6. HereБs to Brother Hasher Here's to brother hasher(s), Brother hasher(s), brother hasher(s), Here's to brother hasher(s), May he (they) chug-a-lug. He's (Their) happy, he's (their) jolly, He's (Their) fucked up by golly, Here's to brother hasher(s), May he (they) chug-a-lug. Drinking down, down, down, down 7. For a Virgin Drinking down, down, down, down 8. Zulu Warrior Ola zooma zooma zooma, Ola zomma zoom heh, Drink it down you Zulu warrior, Drink it down you Zulu chief, Drink it down you Zulu warrior, Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief, chief etc!

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