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1. Shes hilarious
The one-liners! Its not even just the stuff she says, its the way she says it with her dry, deadpan drawl. She doesnt laugh at her own comments. She may not even realize theyre funny. She says things like I don't think Vienna and Kasey are good people. They're all about themselves and they're not even cute. Or I definitely have good lips that I maintain with getting injections every six months. And theres no giggle or guffaw. Theres just that Erica stare. Shes classic. Sure, shes also shallow and its weird to see a grown woman crouch on the ground to spy on her Padmates or give rave reviews to s package while wielding a crystal gavel. But shes the definition of good reality TV. even said Erica and William should have their own show. Wed definitely watch! 2. Shes smart We have no idea how shes doing at law school, but at Bachelor Pad University, shes scoring some easy As. Its refreshing to see a girl guard and protect herself for a change. Too many Padawans entered this season already in relationships/alliances. That makes it harder for unattached folks and Erica has had trouble finding a steady partner. She had for the first challenge, but only because he got drunk. Then she made a move on Jake Pavelka, sealing their mini alliance with a kiss, because she thought he was hot and she was in the position of power. When he was voted out, she moved right on to, because he also needed some back-up and because she also thought he was hot. So, instead of just having a boring chat, she gave him a massage. What a savvy negotiator! But when Blake decided to violate man code and date Holly instead of Melissa or Erica, Erica took it in stride. No histrionics.

Instead, she made sure to keep the Melissa Is Crazy train running at full speed so if anyone was in danger, it was never her. And wouldnt you know it? It worked. 3. Shes not confusing any of this with brain surgery Its Bachelor Pad. Its a game. Yeah, theres money and potentially love involved, but its a place to chill out and have fun, while being surrounded by hot guys. Erica knows that. She doesnt freak out about anything. Even during the egg survey challenge when she was targeted over and over she cried from emotional and physical pain, but without the usual hysteria weve come to expect from the women on this show. True, we werent impressed when she threw Ella Nolan under the bus to make herself feel better, but for the official Bachelor site. In the house, shes playing both sides buddying up to real-life friends Kasey Kahl and Vienna Girardi while also trying desperately to get rid of them. Kasey and Vienna may feel betrayed, but Erica is on the right track. Its a game and they are standing in her way. She and Blake Julian are the only ones at this point still shouting the break up the power couples mantra. Everyone else has been voted out. But unlike Blake, Erica hasnt muddied her feet in treacherous emotional waters. Her only problem is that she has no alliance, because everyone else is afraid to stand up to The Powers That Be. Erica doesnt seem afraid of much, even her own critics. When people diss her on Twitter, she doesnt lash back or lick her own wounds. Instead, she tweets stuff like this: Dear haters, please try and make your insults more original and entertaining, because as of now, you're boring me. XO, Erica. Thats how you do it. We hadn't seen much of Houston's own infamous Erica Rose on Bachelor Pad 2, but that changed in a major way in the third episode Monday night.

Suddenly, the so-far unnaturally quiet reality starlet was all over the game and all over fellow contestant and former Bachelor Jake Pavelka. Although the cast was back in bikinis first thing following a for Rose last week, things went decidedly better for her this time around (and the guys were relegated to teeny for the synchronized swimming competition, which helped to level the playing and posing field. ) When she wasn't toe-ing Jake's shorts or participating in sexy, Rose was delivering some memorable quotes that support her role as this season's comic relief. Choice quotes "The closest thing I've done to synchronized swimming is laying out. " - "Jake should win this competition alone just because he has such a big package. " - Erica Rose "[Vienna] is more of a fame whore than Jake is. " - Kasey Kahl (Vienna's boyfriend) "I get that he physically and mentally abused you, but that was a year ago; get over it. Do you know what I've been through? " - Kasey Kahl "I definitely have good lips that I maintain by getting injections every six months. " - supposedly plastic surgery-free Erica Rose "I don't trust Melissa as far as I can throw her. And even though she's really tiny, that's not very far. " - Erica Rose "Let me guess, they're being mean? " - Jake Pavelka, to a violently weeping Melissa "I'm gonna manipulate her a little bit, and ignore the fact that she's crazy. " - Erica Rose, on Melissa "You should be ashamed of yourself. " - Vienna Girardi, to "It's time for order to be restored in this house" - Erica Rose, with her new choice prop a tiny crystal gavel as she hammered on the voting box "I don't think Vienna and Kasey are good people, and they're not even cute" - Erica Rose Cheesy moments Brett Michaels suddenly appearing and serenading Holly and Michael with "Every Rose has its Thorns," the smack-you-over-the-head imagery of which, as Holly fingered a long-stemmed red rose, was just. too. much.

Kasey singing a song to Vienna that was either made up or butchered beyond all recognition. Something about loving you, you know I do when you're blue, let's go screw. Or something. Suddenly we found ourselves wondering how much camera-guy laughter has to be edited out. Status update: We chatted with Rose Tuesday afternoon, just after she touched down in Houston from an exclusive Los Angeles viewing party. It was the first time she'd been face to face with Pavelka since filming, and although she says the two are still flirtatious, things are a little awkward. "Obviously I think he's gorgeous and can't help but be attracted to him," Rose says, and calls Pavelka "definitely the most attractive guy I've ever kissed, hands down. " But revelations about what went down during filming have made things a mite tense between the on-camera paramours. "I didn't know he had been upset about some things," Rose says, "it was hard to talk at the party. " And Pavelka's not the only castmate Rose has kept contact with. She's still friends with cry-happy couple Vienna Girardi and the threesome were in Las Vegas together just last weekend and Rose was, as we spoke, picking up another unnamed cast member for a visit to the offices of her father, Dr. Franklin Rose. "She wants to get her breasts done and possibly her nose," Rose reveals. A People magazine feature on that procedure should be on supermarket shelves soon.

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